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有段时间,我对买菜做饭非常厌烦。一天我瞪着老公恨恨地说,下辈子我不要做女人,我要做男人。老公嘻皮笑脸的说:“行,下辈子你做男人,我做女人。”“嘿嘿,那我就不用做饭了”。老公瞅了我一眼说:“下辈子我要做不会做饭的女人,我还找你。哈……”
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